If you could do anything to your competition's employees, what would it be?
|Poach them!, ... just tell them it's Free Sauna Day!||17||3%|
|Fry them!, ... that doesn't sound like a healthy competition.||27||5%|
|Assimilate them all, ... you might end up with collective heartburn.||127||23%|
|Become one of them, ... come to think of it, rats do leave a ship for a reason.||48||8%|
|Work co-operatively with them, ... that is, until the Justice Department finds out.||65||12%|
|Bah! I have no competition!, ... watch out, I think your ego poached your brain!||145||27%|
|I'm boiling over into the results.||101||18%|