How do you think the Apple Watch will do?
|Absolute failure, ... only sheer, utter, categorically-total-losers think in absolutes.||22||2%|
|Absolute success, ... try not to sell a watch of success, but rather try to sell a watch of value.||131||16%|
|Relatively poor sales, ... you mean your cousins won't buy one?||120||15%|
|Relatively good sales, ... you mean after you buy one, you can sell your cousin your Fitbit?||244||31%|
|I'm holding out for an Apple sundial, ... better call Sol!||128||16%|
|I'm just glancing at the results.||121||15%|