Do you regularly watch the TV news?
|I always watch the news, ... this might be news to you, but you need a break from the breaking breaking.||53||8%|
|I used to watch more of it, now it's all just fear-mongering and sensationalism, ... except for the part where they show you last week's viral kitten video.||216||35%|
|Not normally, but if something big happens, I'll watch it, ... trouble is, once you're watching, they will try to make you think everything is big!||125||20%|
|No news is good news, ... dark wings, dork words, especially when the wings go missing.||113||18%|
|Social media is all the news I need, ... that deserves a punch, not a poke.||48||7%|
|I get my news from the results!||53||8%|