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Current JoyPoll results for 589 entries:

Which Apple Watch neurosis are you suffering from?

Could-not-give-a-frig syndrome, ... In other word, Apple Watch Dissociative Disorder. 358 60%
Obsessive-compulsive really-want-one-bad Mania, ... the pleasure is in the wanting, although I suspect Apple is rather pleased by those who have. 29 4%
Pneumataphobia 15 2%
experiencing Phantom taps, ... don't come knockin', my pocket and wrist are rocking. 1 0%
Klepto-phobia, the fear of someone stealing it!, ... if you can afford one, there's probably better things to steal around you. 5 0%
Separation anxiety while charging it, ... can't you just get a charger surgically implanted? 10 1%
Missing killer app frustration, ... I just want to say two words to you. Just two words. Fart app. 61 10%
The same old electo-mechanophilia and objectophilia I usually feel towards my geeky toys, ... Your turn on is kind of a turn off. 109 18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and banding geeks.

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