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What's the creepiest thing about vampire apps?
|They are sucking your battery dry, and you don't even know it, ... I see dead phone people.||65||13%|
|If you do know it, and you need to use the app, you have to do a bunch of workarounds to keep your phone alive, ... it's not just easier to put a wooden stake through your phone's heart?||57||11%|
|They take so long for developers to fix, ... that's because they only fix vampire apps at night.||44||8%|
|The super creepy thing that some people are saying, where the Facebook app battery drain is due to the app keeping your phone's microphone on, so Facebook can listen in to your life, ... yes but if it means they can serve you better ads, well then, who can complain!||223||44%|
|I vant to drink your results!||106||21%|