Worst thing about dating sites and dating apps?
|The Charlie Brown and the football effect... I keeping hoping for success, but just end up knocked down, ... you never get over your Little Red-Haired Girl.||34||7%|
|The amount of time people waste on them, when they should be out in the real world, ... hate to break it to you, but the real world ended around 2009ish.||36||8%|
|Whaddya mean, they're great!, ... I'm happy for you and your matches.||11||2%|
|The sleazy tactics these companies use to get people's money, ... talk about swiping!||51||11%|
|The amount of scumbags and scammers out there, ... it's not better to have loved and lost a whole bunch of dough.||42||9%|
|Thankfully, I've never had to use them!, ... I guess that's because smart is sexy!||190||43%|
|I'm swiping right to the results!||71||16%|