What's your excuse to eat badly this holiday?
|It just wouldn't be Christmas without that super-stuffed feeling, ... so sayith the turkey.||45||9%|
|It's part of my Pagan ritual. If I don't overeat now, Spring might not arrive, ... if you super over-eat, it just might not arrive for you!||50||10%|
|It's impossible to resist all the good stuff that shows up this time of year, ... cue saliva glands.||77||16%|
|You never know when a famine will hit, so eat while you can!, ... don't you still have a lot of stuff in Mayan Apocalypse bunker?||28||6%|
|Over-eating is the one thing I'm good at, ... your colon is feeling bummed out right now.||65||13%|
|OMG, TOBLERONE!!!, ... how come I get more round when I eat those triangles?||199||42%|