Best excuse for keeping a Note 7 despite the recall?
|It's a sign of your courage, like keeping a crocodile as a pet, ... almost as courageous as shopping on Google Play and running some of those Android apps infected with malware!||53||9%|
|You're holding out until Samsung pays you big time, ... you're going to have ambulance chasers following you!||90||16%|
|You're hoping yours ignites, so you can film it and the video will go viral!, ... in the meantime, you can feature it on a 24/7 Facebook Live stream.||75||13%|
|You're suicidal, but not brave enough to take your own life, ... don't be sad, Samsung will be fine. In the meantime, get an iPhone!||34||6%|
|No excuses, return that fire hazard ASAP!, ... only YOU can prevent foresight fires!||172||31%|
|I'm smoking over the results!||114||21%|