When AirPods die, how should they be laid to rest?
|Placed in their coffin, buried in a landfill, ... it's more traditional to entomb them in a drawer.||27||6%|
|They should be gathered all together and an AirPod temple built out of them, ... wait a second... Apple could make a fortune in the funeral service industry selling little AirPod funerary recesses!||32||7%|
|What about via a renewal ceremony like Carousel in the movie Logan's Run?, ... it's a nice thought, but we all know that for an AirPod, death is final.||59||14%|
|With their owners, of course!, ... you can take them from my cold dead auricles!||45||10%|
|AirPods don't die, their Li ions move across the nickel-oxide anode when discharging, causing minute changes to the electrodes' physical structures, and slowly fade away over the course of their operational lives, ... I'm pretty sure that's been happening to me the past few years!||141||33%|
|I'm charging the results.||112||26%|