How can Facebook inflict the most pain on Apple?
|Unfriend Tim Cook, ... Zuck, you did that years ago!||21||5%|
|Keep sending Tim those "Getting back onto Facebook" emails, ... as if they ever let you leave.||25||7%|
|Build a Facebook Watch, ... it's the entire data collection machine of Facebook, but it fits on your wrist!||31||8%|
|Abandon iOS development, ... a billion users just cried out in happiness!||35||9%|
|Cry, cry, CRY like a widdle baby that iOS 14.5 won't let Facebook track people on their iPhones, ... here comes the Toddler CEO again!||172||49%|
|I'm thinking that was highly unfair to Dr. Doom.||67||19%|