Have you ever had "Butt mic" happen to you?
Where your phone's microphone starts transcribing sound it's not meant to?

Never, ... your phone's such a square.	100	50%
Yes, but luckily it has never sent it!, ... was it madness or poetry?	24	12%
Yes, and it has sent it. Embarrassing!, ... also know as em-buttassing.	7	3%
I'm not sure, but now I'm worried it has!, ... some phones will ask you before sending, but where's the fun in that?	32	16%
I'm using my mic to view the results.	36	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and getting used to this chaos there's a cat this is for you and now I'm going.

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